- Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance /police,
- Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%,
- Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free,
- Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity
- Where the footwear, we wear ,are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath,
- Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous,
- Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.
- Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labour from a newspaper and say,"yaar bachhonse kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu 2 chaii laao....."